Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Anecdotes in Daily life- II

How..........."Daddy" became the greatest person for Jiah

My husband usually drops Jiah at school. Once she told me "Mum, my friends moms leave them at school why don't you drop me at school." I ignored her request couple of times çoz I could not possibly drop her without getting late to office. Finally when her requests were persistent, I decided to drop her at school. I informed office that I would be late that day. We set out for school. I hadn't been to her school for a long long time........The school was far from town and was on the "not so frequently traveled routes".
I was not very sure of the way but I set out confidently. As I drove Jiah kept directing me "Mum this right"or "this is not my school way". When her directions became too loud I asked her to keep quiet and just sit tight........ and not disturb me. I assured her "Don't worry I know how to go" but I kept assuring myself that even if we were a bit late to school we would still make it..............
I vaguely remembered that there were 2 signals and a round-a-bout before I could take a right. But there were a lot of schools falling in the same route and roads are horribly jammed..............and its even more difficult when the Arab ladies drive their kids to school: Road ko Baap ka maal samjhte hain..........Cursing all the other fellow travelers we were going horribly slow.......which was also frustrating me.
I did not notice that I had already crossed both the signals and the round-a-bout but like as in a trance i kept going. Suddenly i could see the "Mall" right there in front of me..........Oh no where are we I thought....... we are well past my "Right turn" and It would be useless to take a "U" with all the lines of snaking traffic. I decided to put on my thinking cap. I thought the world is round so why not take the next right and do a full turn so that I reach back to where I had lost the way. I then took the next right and reached the E Ring Road which would then lead to the industrial area. Using my best judgement I navigated myself hoping to reach the D ring road................sooner or later......
One look at the watch told me that the time was well past 8:30 am. Jiah was already an hour late....... I could not imagine that we had been travelling aimlessly for the last hour. It was then I realised that I could not hear Jiah directing me. One look on the back seat..............there was Jiah........poor girl was fast asleep on the seat............. Now I decided that I was not going to drop her at school but head directly home. Just then I could see a familiar landmark far off. Slowly and steadily I drove towards it and then soon I was heading home.
Till now my ego had not allowed me to call my husband and tell him that I had forgotten the way to Jiah's school. Now that I had almost reached home, I gave him a call to tell him about my trip to Jiah's school.
At home Jiah was extremely cross with me. She could not believe that she had not gone to school because MOM had FORGOTTEN THE WAY !!!!!!. She was almost in tears.........After a lot of cajoling, I left for office.........
That evening from my kitchen I could hear her complaining to her father that inspite of her directing me I had forgotten the way............Later I heard her telling her grandma "My dad is a great man.......He never forgets the way to my School............"

Anecdotes in Daily life

This incident happened when we visited one of our friends house for dinner. During the loong talks..... post dinner we were introduced to one of their friend. Coincidently this friends' friend (Mr Fr) worked in the same industry as that of my husband and they started discussing work and football. Soon we were making new acquaintances when Mr Fr said he stayed in the same area as we did. Now a quite interesting conversation was shaping :-
My Hus: Where did you say you stay?
Mr. Fr: Do you know Sahariya signal (In Ham Hammed)
My Hus: Yup. So do we........ But where near Sahariya. We were trying to recollect all the buildings near to our place........as converssation progressed.
Mr. Fr: Do you Okras Building? 
My Hus: Okay............but where near Okras building? (trying to hide the fact that we stayed in Okras Building)
Mr. Fr: I stay in the same building. Dont tell me you stay in the same building said he quite amused.
By now our friends were almost in splits.
My Hus: Haan Yaar we too stay in the same building. How come we haven't met before. We tried to reason saying "Maybe your office timings are quite different from ours"
"Okay on which floor do you stay. Maybe we stay on different floors and so have never met. Now dont tell me that you stay on the 6th floor"............we were ....on the sixth floor
Mr. Fr: His eyes widenend and .................
For a second every one was quiet and then all burst out laughing................. Mr. Fr too lived on the SIXTH FLOOR................. 
Oh how could it be?? We had been staying there for the past 10 months and never once did we meet this person. I was thinking hard but could not recollect seeing this person..........on our floor.........or at least in the lift............or corridor ............or parking
My Hus: But then how did we miss each other........you must be in the A wing of our building .......
Mr. Fr: Ah yes I do live in Wing A...............
This incident left me thinking ..........the kind of mechanical lives we live. I must admit I wouldn't know a single family in our floor apart from our neighbour's cat that keeps purring at me and Jiah whenever we pass her door.
When we kept in tuch wid all the people around the world thru FB we really didn't  care about who lived around us.............

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Man O Man

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat

Man O Man !  never fails to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

Man, O Man!  never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;

Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!